It’s been a week and a half since the diner incident. Mr. Payne won’t look at me. It’s quite amusing actually. On Thursday he caught me coming back from lunch in the hallway. He informed me about a meeting that needs to be scheduled with the Denton Group. His eyes gazed at my shoes, the wall, the ceiling and finally he turned his back to me but continued talking. Yes, he held a conversation with me as I responded to his back.
Sometimes I wonder if he is only twelve. I’m not much better if I am going to be honest. I've taken to taunting him a bit. Just a little. I wear my glasses all the time now because I know how much he loves them. Also, any chance I get to show some cleavage or hike up my skirt just enough to flash my thigh highs I will. I know it’s awful but the man has been toying with me for over a month! All is fair with sex at work.
Luckily he is off site at a meeting most of the day. I can relax and take my time with my work. I decide to stroll over to see what Evaleen is up to. Opening the door to HR I witness a very altered Evaleen for her face is red. Her head is nodding wildly with giggles escaping her mouth that sound hysterical.
Stepping further inside I observe Edgar Mimir sitting in her office. Ahh, that explains everything. That man turns her into a lovesick schoolgirl the moment he enters the room.
“That is a brilliant idea Mr. Mimir.” She shrieks.
He’s rising from the chair and heading to the door, nodding and winking to me as he goes.
“I’m glad you think so Evaleen. Please, I’ve told you a hundred times call me Edgar. I’ll have my assistant, John, email you the details. It’s been a pleasure Evaleen as always. Nice to see you Morgana. I’m glad Henrik hasn’t destroyed your will to live just yet.”
“Not just yet, but I have contacted a few people about making him disappear.”
He chuckles and I notice a cackle coming from Evaleen causing me to shake my head in shame.
“Is that why he isn't here today? I promise if the police question me I won’t breathe a word Morgana.” Edgar winks again and Evaleen gives a sigh.
“Unfortunately no, he just has an off-site meeting so he will be back this afternoon. In the mean time I thought I would break out the champagne with my friend here and enjoy the calm.”
“You do that. Wish I could stay and have fun with you ladies but John would have my balls in a vice if I deviated from his schedule.”
He waves goodbye and strolls out the door. I turn to Evaleen and witness her collapse onto her chair. She looks like a partially deflated wacky-waving inflatable tube man that guard car dealerships or gas stations.
“Oh god Drake! Why am I such an idiot around him?”
I stride over and neatly place myself in the seat that moments ago held her crush’s ass cheeks. It is still warm.
“Because he’s gorgeous and charming and has an ass begging to be squeezed.”
Evaleen raises her head, but lays it back down on the desk, face down.
“You noticed too. I’m a smart woman with discerning tastes so I should know better than be attracted to the male slut of the year. Ugg! Well at least I don’t fantasize about a total asshole like Payne.”
“Hey! I am sitting here trying to make you feel better and you call out my stupid, not nice Bechmann.”
She raises her head and finally sits up, almost completely back to her usual secure self.
“I know I’m sorry. Payne is crazy sexy I will admit that. For that reason alone I understand your attraction. Let’s start a club. We can call it Smart Women for Idiot Men or SWIM.”
Nodding my head I stand and come to sit on the edge of her desk.
“That’s really good. You just thought of that?”
Evaleen scrunches her face and shakes her head.
“Not really. The idea has been brewing for a while. But, I figured we could have a support group so to speak and meet every Thursday for cocktails.”
“Oh I really like that. I’ll invite Aria. She sort of qualifies. She has one night stands with idiot men. How about Grace? She’s in love with Mr. Payne.”
Evaleen shakes her head and frowns.
“No! No crazies aloud. I think Grace is sweet if not naive but she is also a bit touched. She like a fart. She’s funny but best kept at a distance.”
I laugh and nod. Poor Grace I wish some guy would sweep her off her feet so she can understand healthy love. Jeez, I’m a hypocrite. Here I am judging her for liking Payne and I’m the same way.
“Perhaps she will grow out of it. I've got to get back. You want to get lunch? We can plan out where the meeting is to be held.”
Looking up I see Evaleen starting to type on her keyboard as she nods. As I rise I snag my thigh highs on her desk. Nimbly I try to unhook my stockings from the wood desk, but manage to make a huge run in it.
“Yeah, we can go to the Taqueria down the block, say 12 o’clock? I’ll come find you.”
I hobble toward the door trying to stop the tear from moving down my leg.
“Sounds good. Hey do you have any nail polish or hairspray?” I stop right before the door and glance back at Evaleen.
“No, sorry can’t help.”
She resumes her typing as I walk through the door. Briskly I make my way back to my desk. Once there I try my best to undo the garter from my stockings but it’s stuck. Realizing I will have to hike up my skirt and bend at an odd angle to see what is going on, I decide to take my work into the bathroom.
Walking over to the ladies room I try to push open the door but it won’t budge. It’s a multi-stall room so it shouldn't be locked. I pound my fist on the door.
“Sorry, it’s being cleaned. Come back in fifteen minutes.” I hear a female voice coming from inside.
Great, in fifteen minutes the Brooks Bomb will go off and I don’t want to be anywhere near here. Ken Brooks, our CFO has a regularly scheduled appointment at 11:00 every day with the men’s bathroom to release the Kraken from his butt. My desk is conveniently located mere feet from ground zero of the fragrant destruction. I always make myself scarce from my desk while he takes his leave.
Praying no one is in the men’s bathroom I slip inside and tiptoe into a stall. Bending down I don’t see any feet under the metal partitions so I start to get to work. Suddenly I hear the bathroom door swing open right as I have my skirt hem gathered in the clutches of my teeth. I quickly spit out the fabric and as quietly as possible hop up on the stall begging silently that Brooks hasn't started the meeting early.
The door next to me opens and there is a distinct sound of a zipper. After some shuffling I hear a sigh. Bringing my ear close I wait for the sound of urine hitting water but what happens next shocks me more than a Brooks assault.
Oh. My. God. It’s Mr. Payne. Jesus, he knows I’m in here, but how?
I’m about to step off the toilet when I hear more shuffling.
“God what I want to fucking do to you Morgana. Oh fuck, that’s right put your pretty pouty lips over my cock. God I love your dirty mouth.”
I freeze. If I were a cartoon my eyes would pop out of my head at least 20 feet in front of me. The rustling sound is increasing in volume as I come to the realization my boss is jacking off to me in the office bathroom.
Find out what happens next in THE Jackoff
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Payne Posts Menu
63. THE Insane
62. THE Bechmann
61. THE Morning After
60. THE Attack
59. THE Decision
58. THE Emergency
57. THE Welcome Home
56. THE First Day Back
55. THE Strange
54. THE Question
53. THE Crazy B
52. THE Teacher
51. THE Discussion
50. THE Mommy
49. THE Bar Fly
48. THE Watchful Eye
47. THE Big Guns
46. THE Never
45. THE Feast
44. THE Bathroom Threesome
43. THE Pee Pee
42. THE Fine
41. THE Shirt Attack
40. THE Police Song
39. THE Discovery
38. THE Pull
37. THE Aria Show
36. THE Switch Up
35. THE Delivery
34. THE Scheme
33. THE Drink
32. THE Uncomfortable Silence
31. THE Online Experience
30. THE Same Old Shi
29. THE Talk
28. THE Drunk Dial
27. THE Birthday
26. THE Meeting
25. THE New Job
24. THE Disagreement
23. THE Big Movie
22. THE Sleepover
21. THE Club
20. THE Leave
19. THE Beggar
18. THE Confrontation
17. THE Jackoff
16. THE Bathroom
15. THE Joint
14. THE Let Down
13. THE Truce
12. THE Phone Call
11. THE Assistant
10. THE New Year
9. THE Payneful Reminder
8. THE Holiday Party
7. THE Zipper Incident
6. THE Cake
5. THE Incident
4. THE Paperwork
3. THE Letter
2. THE After Effects
1. THE Interview