I’m blinking right now. Blinking like I have never blinked before. If there is an eye fluttering contest I will win it. I blink trying desperately to understand how Mr. Payne can look me in the face, standing next to his girlfriend knowing how he has fingered me up my vagina!
This love tunnel, this thatched cottage,
This mountain majesty, this seat of Venus,
This other Eden, demi-pubes,
This valley built by Nature for her hand
Against infection (eww) and the hand of man,
This happy O, this little beaver,
This precious peach set in the red sea,
Which serves it on the office desk
Or with a dildo at home,
Against the envy of less happier cocks,--
This Lawrence of a Labia, this Notorious V.A.G., this Velvet Glove, this Vagina.
I stop blinking and smirk. Like the day I met him I plaster on the most fake smile I can muster, push my hand into Tiffany’s bony one and give a punishing shake. Her grin slips into a painful grimace and she snaps her hand back massaging out the pain.
This is where I go overboard. Only Aria knows of my ‘psycho’ tendencies when I am in stress. Well, stress that deals with men. I’m like a car accident, you don’t want to look but you really actually do.
“Girlfriend! Well that is so great!” I squeal at the top of my lungs and then turn to my friends nodding furiously. “Isn't that great you guys and isn't she beautiful?”
I push out of the seat and throw my arms around Tiffany like she is the best friend I am reuniting with after a prolonged absence. As if I’m not acting bizarre enough I start to jump up and down and snort while still attached to her.
“Oh Tiffany I mean it you are simple divine.” I feel a hand tugging at my arm and look back to see Aria glaring at me shaking her head while mouthing the word “no” to me. Stumbling back I hit the table and watch as the milkshake finally tips, rolls in my direction and splatters all over my jeans.
It’s cold. Feels like icy shards of glass scraping down my leg but I’m still smiling like a loon.
“Are you alright Ms. Drake?” Mr. Payne asks with the same expression he had on his face when I almost passed out during the interview.
Oh mighty gods of THE, keeper of all things THE, please don’t let me punch him. Please.
“I’m fine.” I growl at him between clenched teeth.
That answer should tell him to back away slowly because I’m feeling stabby. If a woman answers that she is okay, then she is okay. If a woman answers she is mad, she is pissed. If a woman answers she is fine, it’s too late just pray for mercy.
I feel the hand yank me away from the table and I stumble along. Aria pulls me into a bathroom that makes airplane lavatories look spacious. I manage to squeeze past her to sit on the toilet so I have some room.
“Morgana do you know why a dick gets hard?”
I roll my eyes and give in, “No why does a dick get hard Aria?”
“To stay in shape.”
I start blinking again at her. She shrugs and leans back on the wood grained wall.
“It’s a scientific fact that a penis needs to periodically be engorged to maintain a healthy tone.”
I’m still blinking but finally just shut my eyes and sigh. Then I groan and drop my head between my legs.
“How was that a joke or relevant in any way Aria?”
“I just thought it was interesting. Plus it helped take your mind off of Mr. Payne for a moment.”
She’s right. The woman may make terrible jokes, but she is the best person I know who can divert my attention from the horribleness of my life. Right now only heroin would be a better distractor.
Aria is on her knees wiping the chocolate from my leg with a wet paper towel. For the first time in the past ten minutes my lips curve into a genuine smile. As shitty as Mr. Payne has been I still have the people who really love and care about me.
“Thank you Aria for being my friend.” I brush my hand through her platinum hair.
She looks up at me and smirks while shrugging her shoulders.
“If I didn't become your friend who would?”
“And there it is. I was happy for that one second and then impaled in the heart once more.” I wink at her. Her eyes go wide and there is an odd expression on her face.
“Uh, Morgana, you know we are only friends. Just because your grandma wants us to hook up doesn't mean we should. And even if we did, a diner bathroom is not what I would have in mind.”
I remove my hand from her hair and give a playful smack on the shoulder. There is a knock at the door.
“Ms. Drake I need to speak with you.” Mr. Payne’s voice bellows through the door.
Aria gets up and nods. She loosens the top three buttons on my sweater and pushes it open to reveal enough cleavage for a man to fall into. I shove her hands away.
“You have to show him what he’s missing Morgana.” She winks back at me tossing the wet towel in the trash and opens the bathroom door before I have time to protest. Aria strolls to Henrik and points her thumb at me.
“She’s all yours. Oh, and my father is a lawyer. So, fuck with her and I will lawyer the crap out of all of this.” She waves her hand around his body and then turns to go.
Mr. Payne shakes his head and walks into the bathroom, shutting it behind him. This is a really popular bathroom I’m guessing.
“Shouldn't you be with your girlfriend? She might get jealous.” I glare at him while narrowing my eyes.
He leans back on the wall roughly combing his fingers through his hair and sighing.
“Look Ms. Drake, not that my personal life is any of your business.”
I stand, cutting him off and plant my hands on my hips.
“Really? Really? Really? Uh...really? Because last I checked you shoved your hand in my crotch not once but twice in the last month, so I’m thinking you having a girlfriend is my business.”
His head tilts back hitting the wall.
“Morgana it’s just a bit more complicated than that. She isn't my girlfriend in that way. She’s much more to me.”
Wait a minute! So she’s more than a girlfriend?
“Oh that makes it so much better! You are a real piece of work you know that? Must be nice living all rich, having one girl at home and another at work. No one to say no to you and all your desires. Now you even have one running your errands. Must be awesome your life. Awesome!”
I try to squeeze past him to get to the door but he grabs me, pinning me in place. His erection is digging into me making it a little painful to move. Jesus, he’s turned on? When doesn't this man have a boner? No wonder he has to have two women in his life.
His head dips to my neck as he nuzzles his teeth there with little bites rendering me helpless. Anything involving my neck makes me catatonic. I think there is a magic button that men seem to find.
His hands land on my hips and curl into my jeans. It almost hurts his fingers are pressing so hard causing a moan to escape my lips.
“Morgana it’s just not what you think it is. I have never even kissed Tiffany.”
His hand reaches around and I feel it start to migrate under my jeans toward my ass. That’s when I realize that this is like every other time with him. I couldn't tell you how I managed to discover this as he has me in a trance, but the thought pops into my head nonetheless.
He seduces me, but expects me to stay quiet and forget it ever happened after. Well no more! I push away from him and open the door. Before I leave I glance back. His hands are gripping the sink with his head hanging down. If I didn't know him better I would feel sorry for him, he looks defeated. But, I do know him so I don’t.
“This is not okay.” I wave a hand between us and then head back to the table.
Find out what happens next in THE Bathroom
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63. THE Insane
62. THE Bechmann
61. THE Morning After
60. THE Attack
59. THE Decision
58. THE Emergency
57. THE Welcome Home
56. THE First Day Back
55. THE Strange
54. THE Question
53. THE Crazy B
52. THE Teacher
51. THE Discussion
50. THE Mommy
49. THE Bar Fly
48. THE Watchful Eye
47. THE Big Guns
46. THE Never
45. THE Feast
44. THE Bathroom Threesome
43. THE Pee Pee
42. THE Fine
41. THE Shirt Attack
40. THE Police Song
39. THE Discovery
38. THE Pull
37. THE Aria Show
36. THE Switch Up
35. THE Delivery
34. THE Scheme
33. THE Drink
32. THE Uncomfortable Silence
31. THE Online Experience
30. THE Same Old Shi
29. THE Talk
28. THE Drunk Dial
27. THE Birthday
26. THE Meeting
25. THE New Job
24. THE Disagreement
23. THE Big Movie
22. THE Sleepover
21. THE Club
20. THE Leave
19. THE Beggar
18. THE Confrontation
17. THE Jackoff
16. THE Bathroom
15. THE Joint
14. THE Let Down
13. THE Truce
12. THE Phone Call
11. THE Assistant
10. THE New Year
9. THE Payneful Reminder
8. THE Holiday Party
7. THE Zipper Incident
6. THE Cake
5. THE Incident
4. THE Paperwork
3. THE Letter
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