Welcome Jana Aston!
Hello everyone and thanks for stopping by to hang out with Jana and I. While I may have asked her some deep and probing questions I promise no one was hurt in the making of this interview. Jana Aston has four books, all of which has either appeared on USA Today and/or NYT Bestseller lists.
Check out the interview below to learn more!
As some of you who are familiar with my Author Interviews know that if the author doesn't supply a profile picture I will pick one for them. Authors L.E. Chamberlin & Harper Miller learned the hard way. I did check Jana's profile pic on Amazon and the Trust picture was there. But, you know I think this requires a vote. I chose the cat lady one. Which do picture do you think best represents Jana, the Trust pic or the Cat pic? Tell me in the comments below.
EL: If you were an 80’s Rom Com, what movie would you be and why?
JA: 16 candles!!! Because, 16 candles! Awkward clueless girl, I loved this movie & it’s very me.
EL: I read all your books in the Wrong series. If Luke in Wrong got into it with Sawyer from Right, who would be right and who would be wrong? Get it? Like what I did there? Ha, ha, well I thought it was funny. But seriously, can the guys just do some jello wrestling, for me?
JA: I think the four guys, Luke, Sawyer, Gabe & Boyd would fight pretty equally. Boyd has the FBI training though, & is a few years younger than the rest so I might put my money on Boyd.
EL: Do you have anything in the works? Maybe something that involves Play-Doh and nail clippers?
JA: I’ve started my next project, but I’m not very far along. I’m planning on it being a stand alone title that will have nothing to do with the Wrong series.
EL: If the sexiest celebrity that you have a crush on (for me it is Henry Cavill) ran up to you, his hands handcuffed behind his back and asked you to pick his nose for him, would you?
JA: Um, wow. Do I get anything out of it other than the booger? Like if he’s gonna put out after, then sure. If all I get is the booger, then heh.
EL: What do you have around you when you write? A bag of wipes? Maybe a bib? Perhaps some talcum powder?
JA: Usually coffee, endless post it notes, a cat or three, and 8 browser windows open.
EL:There is a chill in the air, just that time of year. What do you do to stay warm? I find if I curl up in a box full of packing peanuts, it is quite comfortable. Though, I was accidently shipped to Georgia (the country, not the state) once. That didn’t end well.
JA: I actually prefer not to be hot most of the time. I keep my A/C cold and I keep my heat low. But, when I do get a chill I sit on my bathroom floor wrapped in a big blanket & blow the hair dryer on me. It’s so weird.
EL: Let’s talk underwear. Do your characters wear it and if so does it ever ride up their butts?
JA: Um, I think they all wore underwear. For sure.
Sophie - she’d be wearing lace boy shorts.
Everly - she’d wear thongs & they’d be totally comfortable.
Sandra - I think she’s be wearing cotton bikini’s & they’d stay in place.
Chloe - she’d be wearing cotton briefs, they’d ride up her butt in public & she wouldn’t be able to stop thinking about it, & wondering how she could pick them out without getting caught.
EL: If you could be anything besides a writer, what would it be?
JA: A cat.
EL: I knew I picked the right profile photo for you! Now you can be a cat and a writer in one picture. I should have a new career, Profile Picture Picker. Who cares what people actually look like. All that matters is how cool I can make them appear. And by the way, you look really cool as the cat woman.
EL: I like books, obviously, but I also like fruit. Tell me some crazy thing you like?
JA: Wow, I am drawing a blank. Something crazy? Hmmm… I mean the hair dryer thing is kinda crazy right?
EL: Last question. Do you ever look in a mirror, hold your hairbrush up and start to say, “I’d like to thank the Academy…” before going into a long speech that involves your sexy model husband and how all the haters can suck it?
JA: No, never! I have this imaginary conversation while I’m driving.
Thank you Jana Aston for being a good sport and answering my ridiculous questions. It has been a blast!
Jana Aston likes cats, big coffee cups and books about billionaires who deflower virgins. She wrote her debut novel while fielding customer service calls about electrical bills, and she's ever grateful for the fictional gynecologist in Wrong that readers embraced so much she was able to make working in her pajamas a reality. Jana is the author of 4 books, and all of them have appeared on either the NYT or USA Today bestsellers list, some multiple times. She likes multiples.
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